Sunday, 18 March 2007

Road Signs


We got a chance to go away for the long weekend down to Peppermint Grove Beach, which is near Capel, just south of Bunbury Western Australia. It is a beautiful location, nestled in among the sand dunes on the edge of the coast.


Getting there is an interesting drive through forest, farm paddocks and the like, until you reach the crest of a hill, and bam! instant suburb.

The road signs on the way caught our eye.

Not really that close to the edge, eh?

How can I overtake - the bridge is only as wide as the car!

Huh? What does this mean??

Proper John, but not a proper road??

What they mean is that they can't afford to make the road wider...


What CAN I do at this beach?

So we decided that they should all really be replaced by this one sign...

(This isn’t a real sign)

Monday, 5 March 2007

Bill Gates and email

Received this from a friend the other day:

Got a strange email today saying that Bill Gates is doing beta testing and will pay you for sending on and email to all your fiends coz he is going to track it for 2 weeks??scam/junk?? any way I don't use outook express for my email. Below is a copy of it (deleted).


It's a hoax. I typed "for every person you send this email to" into Google, and the top 3 hits were pointers to sites that say it's a hoax. For example:


From the Urban Legends website:
Comments: This is a hoax, and a recycled one at that. Bill Gates isn't sharing his fortune via chain letter. No merger between Microsoft and AOL has been announced; indeed, it's hard to imagine an unlikelier event. Two of Microsoft's biggest rivals, America Online and Netscape, merged in 1998, making AOL Microsoft's main competitor. Trust us, if these two behemoths were to merge, you'd have seen it in the headlines a thousand times over.

Moreover, Microsoft cannot track the chain letters you forward, nor will Bill Gates pay you for replicating this insipid message. Why on earth would he?

Statement from Microsoft:

REDMOND, Wash., May 12, 1999 - Recently an email has been circulating on the Internet about a new "email tracking system" from Microsoft.
As you may have suspected, this is a hoax and did not originate from Microsoft.
Microsoft does try to investigate the source of these hoaxes and take appropriate action. However, many times the hoaxers take elaborate steps to shield their true identities and we cannot identify them. Privacy and security are very important to us here at Microsoft, and we work every day to build great software for the Internet that keeps information safe, secure and private.
We regret any inconvenience this may have caused you.
— Message to Customers on "Email Tracking Program" Hoax

Statement from Bill Gates:
Even more annoying than spam, in some respects, are hoaxes. I'm acutely aware of this because my name was recently attached to a hoax email message that was widely distributed.
People embellished the fraudulent email over time, as it was forwarded from electronic mailbox to electronic mailbox, but an early version read this way:
"My name is Bill Gates. I have just written up an e-mail tracing program that traces everyone to whom this message is forwarded to. I am experimenting with this and I need your help. Forward this to everyone you know and if it reaches 1000 people everyone on the list will receive $1000 at my expense. Enjoy. Your friend, Bill Gates."
The bogus message was widely forwarded, which surely led to some disappointment from people who hoped to receive $1,000 for passing along what was essentially a chain letter.
— On Spam: Wasting Time on the Internet


Bottom line, please tell your friend it's a hoax. Suggest that before sending it next time, that they Google the text of the message and see if it pops up on the hoax sites.

Budweiser Frogs

I received this from a well-meaning friend the other day:

READ IMMEDIATELY AND PASS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW !

Someone is sending out a very cute screensaver of the Budweiser Frogs. If you download it, you will lose everything!
Your hard drive will crash and someone from the Internet will get your screen name and password!

DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

It just went into circulation yesterday. Please distribute this message. This is a new, very malicious virus and not many people know about it. This information was announced yesterday morning from Microsoft. Please share it with everyone that might access the Internet.

Once again, Pass This Along To EVERYONE in your address book so that this may be stopped. AOL has said that this is a very dangerous virus and that there is NO remedy for it at this time.

This is VERY important. If you receive a screen saver from a friend or anyone you may not know with the Budweiser Frogs in it, DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT OR OPEN THE FILE!

Press the forward button on your email program and send this notice to EVERYONE you know. Let's keep our email safe for everyone

This is a hoax. I typed "screensaver of the Budweiser Frogs" into Google, and within a minute got a stack of hits to prove that this is a hoax. Please check the links below:


In future, if you receive a warning of this type, please take a few moments to check it out for yourself before you just forward it onto others. I'm fairly sensitive about these, having a number of well-meaning friends emailing me these sorts of warnings all the time. A quick trip to Google usually confirms the virus (or not).